Traffic Jam

From Humor

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What happened? What's the hold up?"

The man says, "Terrorists have shot the tires out a limosine up ahead. They've kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton."

The driver is curious. "What are their demands?" he asks.

"They are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."