Farmer and the Democrats

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A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of democrats came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he has seen the car.

"Yep" replied the farmer.

"Where are they?" asked the sheriff.

"Over there," replied the farmer pointing to the ditch filled with fresh dirt.

"You buried them?" asked the sherrif, "Were they still alive?"

The farmer replied, "They said they were, but you know how those people lie."

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