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Democrat Convention Schedule
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- 07:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
- 07:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
- 07:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
- 07:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
- 08:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
- 08:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
- 08:15 till 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank Presiding.
- 08:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
- 08:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
- 09:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender: French President Jacques Chirac
- 09:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
- 09:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
- 09:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn
- 09:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
- 09:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
- 09:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award: Presented by Michael Moore
- 09:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
- 10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers: Howard Dean
- 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
- 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
- 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
- 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals: John Kerry
- 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
- 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
- 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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